My 3 Favorite Pickup Lines

I've developed "man-game." Tucker Max has nothing on me.

1)   “What’s your story?”

“Well, I’m here in Vegas for a bachelor party, my friend Mike’s getting married.”

“Really? That’s cool! My story is Billy Goat’s Gruff. I like how determined the goats are to get to the other side of the moat. I also like that there’s a troll – I think trolls are scary.

It’s impossible to resist puns when you’re drunk in Vegas – they’re just too charming.

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"“We have so much in common!”

We don’t actually have anything in common.

3)   “If you could have any superpower, what super power would you want and why?”

When they say they want to fly, almost everyone wants to be able to fly, ask them how much effort goes in to flying. Would it be like sprinting super fast and require amazing cardio fitness? Or would it be like floating effortlessly? And how fast do they want to fly? If you can fly faster than light then you could conceivably go backwards in time. Is this what they were thinking? Or just looking to glide along like a bird?

By the time they’ve answered all of these questions, rapport is successfully built.